18 November 2005

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year


Christmas has come a little early friends. Kelly Osbourne is quitting her "singing career." Glorious! Never again will we have to endure a new cover of some Madonna song by the Princess of Darkness. Well, at least unless she changes her mind, which she probably will. Enjoy it while you can, kids.

And just what is the 21-year-old planning to do now that she's quitting the whole singing charade? "I don't intend to do anything. I've been working since I was 15. What do I want to work for?"

Funny. Our parents never told us that sloppin' around alternated with going to rehab a few times a year could be called "working." Sweet deal. That means that we've been working since we were 14, Kelly. We win!

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