20 July 2006

Britney Spears Is a Fan of Shere Khan's Work

[Ed. note: I'm sure every other blog has already mentioned this today, but there really is fuckall to talk about these days. I couldn't think of that many funny things to say about Nicole Richie fainting, but "Britney Spears is stupid and fat" jokes are always in abundant supply, so either bear with me or just go somewhere else to read a good blog. Onward!]

Britney Spears continues to post asinine entries on her website, much to the schadenfreude delight of the non-retarded community. Her latest musing regards her apparent fascination with tigers.

Uh huh. Tigers. Foolish me. I thought "beach jewelry" was the topper for the week. I guess when it comes to the "Love B" section of her website, Britney spares not the tiger.

She says, "They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them." I'm not really sure that the phrase "sense of mysteriousness" is cogent to anyone with an IQ higher than "thiiiiis many" (now, picture Britney Spears holding up her hands with palms out and fingers spread widely), but at least BS can enjoy her new turn of phrase.

She goes on about tigers, adding "
A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger." Um, okay sure. I'll do so, Britney.

I'm not sure what prompted this seemingly arbitrary missive about tigers. Maybe it's just that she finally learned the word "tiger" after years of calling them "those big Garfield-kinda kitties, but in, like, foreign countries, like um, Africa."

In conclusion, Britney Spears is stupid and fat.

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