12 December 2005

Alec Baldwin Does a Great "Tony Bennett"

Did you catch Alec Baldwin on SNL this weekend? Fuckin' hilarious. And that Andy Samberg is so on our "To Stalk in '06" list, right under Finesse Mitchell. Oh, but this post isn't about that.

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's ridiculous divorce saga continues. Alec is now accusing Kim of giving their daughter Ireland specially made chocolates with messages written inside the wrappers, meant to turn the young girl against her father, such as "To my daughter Ireland, who gave me the strength, courage and tenacity to stand up for myself... Mom." If she really wanted to turn the kid off to her father, she would've just included the photo above inside the candy wrappers.

Even if Kim is doing something this insane and malicious, she's still a lot nicer that our parents. Growing up, our candies had much more disturbing messages inside. You know, like "You're adopted," or "We prefer your brother," or "You have diabetes. Enjoy your coma." Then again, perhaps communicating via candy really is a much sweeter (ha!) way to deliver bad news. If this catches on, we're sure a lot of dudes will begin to dread the day they get a Whitman's Sampler from a Courtney Love or Paris Hilton. But, at least they'll have some delicious candy.

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