02 December 2005

If You Give a Slut a Record...


We're sure you guys are still rocking out to that clip of K Fed's single we linked to a few weeks ago, but y'all really ain't ready for this: Paris Hilton belting out some of her amazing tunes (pictured).

This MySpace page is her official one, supposedly. And we believe it. The four songs featured are from her upcoming album, and no one can fake talent-deficiency like this. We've been dreading this since the initial reports of Paris' desire to put out an album, but our morbid curiosity forced us to have a listen. You know you want to. If you listen for less than a minute, we promise it will only destroy as many brain cells as drinking an entire keg by yourself. Of course, this is a lot less fun than that, and you don't get a free stomach-pumping with Paris' album, either. Just sayin'.

[Thanks to D Listed for the link.]

UPDATE 12/8/05: It seems the semi-legit "official" Paris Hilton page has been replaced with an obviously fake "official" page. For those who missed out, tough titties. Hot hand in the link-game, bitches.

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