08 December 2005

We All Celebrate in Different Ways

A Florida man has had an interesting take on his choice for a Christmas display, and it's upsetting his neighbors. Namely, he has a blindfolded Santa hanging from a noose, with his feet and hands bound with wire. The neighbors are complaining because children can plainly see it, but the five-O can't do anything because the dude is protected under the First Amendment.

We were really glad to hear that the First Amendment is still good for something, after neighbors had started complaining about our own xmas display (pictured). But hey, those kids were going to have to learn about the spirit of Christmas sooner or later anyway, so we're really doing those parents a service...while also exercising our civic duty to completely beguile what is perhaps our most sacred Amendment. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

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