13 December 2005

Let's Hope The Postman 2: Return to Sender Can Save '06

Movie audiences have made Kevin Costners out of all of Hollywood's power players this year, as the box office has had its worst year in nearly two decades. It's amusing to see all the suits wringing their hands and scratching their heads, trying to figure out whyohwhy they only pulled down $8 billion this year, instead of the usual 9. It really is quite befuddling to us too, honestly. Why aren't people rushing to the local googolplex eagerly, stampeding infants and the elderly who get in the way with their $10.50 in hand to see Michael Bay's latest vision? How could one resist any of these gems of '05:

In the Mix

The Honeymooners

Son of the Mask

Alone in the Dark

Get Rich or Die Tryin'

The Fog

It really is a mystery. We're going to go watch our DVD of The Dukes of Hazzard as a show of solidarity to our fallen executives, and more importantly, as an act of contrition for our peers who've neglected the box office gods. For shame!

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