09 November 2005

Anderson Continues to Multitask as Cock/Cunt-tease

Anderson "The Silver Fox" Cooper muses on going gray at age 20 over on CNN. We're only putting it up because Anderson is such a handsome, handsome man. So handsome, in fact, that he deserves a refrain from our usual cruder synonyms for "handsome" ("hot as balls in Crisco" comes to mind), when discussing him.

But, there's also the fact that we were delighted to see that Andy made a crack about the minuteman phenomenon, as we did just a post ago, saying "Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." Such a cogent simile! Oh, Coop-- it's funny because it's true. Of course, with the former, it's not very surprising after the third or fourth time. Next thing you know, it's not even "premature ejaculation" so much as it's "your relationship." But, like we said, that's called lurve.

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