G Dub: Get Elected and Deny Lyin'

The best thing about 50 Cent is all of the insightful, intelligent things he has to say, like when he attributed Kanye West's entire career to himself. His latest shrapnel pearl of wisdom is regarding our fine President, whom 50 thinks is "incredible... a gangsta." Oh, come on. You're just mad 'cause Fiddy thought of such an apropos comparison first.

"'I wanna meet George Bush, just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in him,' 50 told GQ. If the rapper's felony conviction didn't prevent him from voting, 50 said he would have voted for Bush."

Lucky for the President, there were enough retards without felony convictions for things to end up his way. The fact that 50 Cent sees so much of himself, a criminal, imbecile and likely a murderer, in our President gives ol' Bushy some street cred. Mad street cred.