21 November 2005

Can We Reuse the Decorations from Her Last "Welcome Home from Rehab" Party?

A judge ruled Friday that Courtney Love is cleared to leave her rehab facility. Soon, Courtney will be free to roam the streets, pinching the breasts of the unsuspecting, and flashing her cooter to the recoiling (read: those with sight). Yes, we're bound to have a solid 12 hours before we hear that she's passed out wearing a panda costume in Pamela Anderson's laundry room after peeing on her dog. Of course, maybe we'll get a full 24 hours, assuming Courtney's handled her habit of having "too much Diet Coke," in rehab, as well. Congrats, Courtney! Let freedom ring!

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