21 November 2005

Did the Mannequin at Least Look Like Kim Cattrall?

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, on the floor of an arts center gettin' bizay with a mannequin. Unfortunately, hilarity did not ensue for the teen, as it did for Andrew McCarthy when he did exactly the same thing in 1987, and Mr. Plentyhorse has been charged with indecent exposure. Incidentally, if "Michael Plentyhorse" isn't a porn name, we don't know what is.

We can all take a lesson from Plentyhorse's cruel fate. We can't say he didn't desrve to be arrested for having his pants down and out-and-out fucking a mannequin in public. Amateur! Everyone knows that's what dry humping is for.

1 comment:

Grant Edmunds said...

hahaha its woz probly a gay manekin


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