22 November 2005

Ricky Martin Wants YOU to Be His Urinal Cake

We thought we were in the clear when Ricky Martin fell off the face of the earth in 2001; but, sadly, we were wrong. He's back with a new shitastic album and doing the publicity rounds. So, in the unlikely event you haven't heard about this already, we consider it our duty to warn you that that effeminate freakazoid likes to drip drip drip, pee on his gender-ambiguous lovers. Ricky seems to be trapped in the closet right next to R. Kelly, in more ways than one. Here's R. Martin in his own words to Blender:

"I love giving the golden shower. [...] I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different."

Now, look at the photo above. Okay, now picture that guy peeing on you.

Alright? Alright. And, yes, it is remarkably easy to perform a DIY lobotomy with an ordinary household icepick and a melon-baller. Why do you ask?

[Source: MSNBC]

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