25 October 2005

BREAKING: Chick Vaguely Resembles Janet Jackson

The plot thickens-- thanks to baseless rumor and conjecture, that is. And, where would gossip blogs be without them? Here's the first photo of Janet Jackson's alleged daughter to hit the internets. Well, it's the first one we know of, anyway. If it's not Renee Jackson, then it can only be one other possibly fictional child: the TomKitten. Hey, if we're going to speculate, we're going to do it with the intensity of Tom Cruise, himself. Stay tuned as the Tockson drama unfolds.

[Source: A Socialite's Life]

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