28 October 2005

Prince Charles a Whiny Bitch

In an upcoming 60 Minutes interview, Prince Charles says he struggles to feel important. Evidently, he thinks a good way to mend the disconnect his public feels with him is to to complain about how hard it is to be a prince.

"'It's very easy to just dismiss anything I say. It's difficult. [...] The most important thing is to remain relevant,' he says. 'It isn't easy, as you can imagine.'"

Geez. Why doesn't he just cry about it and have a temper tantrum on camera, while he's at it? We were tempted to make this the latest installment in the inevitably recurring "[insert celebrity] Is a Fucking Idiot" series, but the one thing Chaz has going for him is that he's a Brit. And, no matter how stupid they actually may be, something about those accents makes it harder to call them "fucking idiots" (but not "whiny bitches," luckily). Unfortunately, the accent also kind of makes it harder to weed out the gay guys, because all British guys sound at least a little gay.

Okay, we're through with the cheap shots/ gay jokes for today. It's too bad, though. We were going to post about that "Hommo" guy who shot 50 Cent nine times a few years ago, but we'll spare you.

P.S. No, the irony of our complete dismissal of Charles' quotation about how easy it is to dismiss everything he says did not escape us, thank you.

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