03 October 2005

A Return to Normalcy

You know the classic credo "If it seems like too much of a publicity stunt to have ever been a real engagement in the first place, it probably is?" Well, Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis have called it quits. Shocking, we know. We can't believe Paris 2 decided against marrying the world's most famous public access vagina/ hotel heiress either! If Paris Hilton isn't marrying material, what hope is there for the rest of us regular gals? Especially since the union of Paris Squared never seemed at all like a contrived attempt to clean up Paris 1's skanktastic image (Paris and Paris? It's like somethin' outta the motion pictures with the movie stars, ma!). Regardless of the fact that we've been hearing they broke up over a month ago, we can't help but remain saddened by the end of this most fairy tale-like of unions. No amount of anonymous jiz can fill the emptiness Paris 1 is feeling right now, but we know we can count on her to try her hardest prove us wrong. That's just the kind of girl she is.

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