26 October 2005

Let the Spin Begin!

The first reports of an actual factual denial by Janet Jackson of her bastardette are out, as we predicted. We were hoping for a juicier spin on this whole thing, but Janet decided to go with the classic, "nuh uuhhhh!"

"'I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false,' Jackson said in a statement released to the syndicated Access Hollywood TV show."

Now, we know that Young DeBarge, the one who started this whole he said/ she said, has an album coming out, so it would be very smart of him to say something so acerbic just for some free publicity. But, until we hear news of a lawsuit from Janet for slander, we'll remain hopeful that there is, indeed, a secret baby. Mostly because we like saying "secret baby."

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