01 September 2005

Britney Spears Does Something Else Stupid

You've probably already heard that Britney Spears has decided to name her unborn slack-jawed yokel of a son Preston. Well the latest on this bit of hard news is that she's actually going to name him London Preston, after the city where she fell in love with her bastard-siring husband. You may have heard recent reports saying that Federline wanted the kid to be named after himself, but in a rare moment of wisdom, Brit decided "Unemployed Mooching Wigger Spears Federline, Jr" didn't roll off the tongue as nicely as "London." Granted, we feel London Preston is a retarded name, but if she had decided to name the kid "John" we would've felt the same way, just because it's Britney Spears, and everything she does is fat and stupid. And fat.

Spears also commented rather intelligently on the baby-making process with K Fed saying, "Oh yeah! Right, oh my goodness, it's awesome, though. Wow!" Yes, that's an actual quotation, kids. You can't fake idiocy like that.

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