With Owen Wilson, Could They Use His Own Nose?

This Romanian guy was getting some surgery on his nuts three months ago, when the surgeon fucked up big time and severed his penis.

We can imagine the sharp intake of breath that followed your reading that last sentence, perhaps accompanied by an instinctive grab for your own goodie bag. As it happens, we don't even have a penis and that was certainly our reaction upon first reading that bit of news.

But, the newer news on this story is that the man is actually going to get a brand new detachable penis. They're going to make it out of the skin from his forearm. Guess this brings a new meaning to the notion of "foreskin!"

[SFX: Rimshot]