Chinese scientists are going to use satellites to "monitor" pandas getting freaknasty in the wild. They're saying that this "is part of an attempt to understand the panda's [sic] poor breeding record," but we all know it's just some sicko pervs who managed to rent a few lab coats in a fiendish ruse crafted to justify their penchant for panda porn, a niche market. No, they can't fool us.
This story, along with the surprising popularity of tiger meat-- not to mention the nicotine addicted chimps, has us seriously considering a trip to China in the near future. Evidently, that place is ballnutz.
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