27 September 2005

Pandas: That's Sexual Harassment When You're Watching Us "Take It"

Chinese scientists are going to use satellites to "monitor" pandas getting freaknasty in the wild. They're saying that this "is part of an attempt to understand the panda's [sic] poor breeding record," but we all know it's just some sicko pervs who managed to rent a few lab coats in a fiendish ruse crafted to justify their penchant for panda porn, a niche market. No, they can't fool us.

This story, along with the surprising popularity of tiger meat-- not to mention the nicotine addicted chimps, has us seriously considering a trip to China in the near future. Evidently, that place is ballnutz.

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