20 September 2005

Lil' Kim Not Raped Yet

Lil' Kim has been in the slammer for two days now, and seems to be in pretty good spirits. She says "I am blessed to have so many great things in my life - family, friends and God," which is sort of funny, because she's in there for perjury, i.e. lying under oath, i.e. swearing to this "God" character in a U.S. court that she was being truthful, when she wasn't. "Queen Bee"? More like "Queen Irony"! Get it? She kills us!

Kim stopped at a Roy Rogers for fried chicken on the way to turning herself in. This one's just too easy.

Despite her positive outlook, Kim is still pissed about being sent to such a tough prison camp. Evidently she's not in the Martha Stewart/ roughing it on a mere 300 thread-count set of Egyptian cotton sheets type of correctional facility, and is instead in the regular/ skull-fucking with a broken broom handle type of prison. You know, the kind with black guys.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How 'bout now?