23 September 2005

Christians Find New Way to Hate Gays

A Christian school has expelled a 14-year-old girl for having lesbo parents. Sadly, this story is not terribly surprising, except in that we don't hear about bullshit like this more often. The surprising thing, to us at least, is the wording of the school policy:

"School policy requires that at least one parent may not engage in practices 'immoral or inconsistent with a positive Christian life style, such as cohabitating without marriage or in a homosexual relationship.'"

So evidently, their policy is quite lax, as long as you're not gay. Or rather, we guess as long as one of the parents isn't gay. Sure, one of the parents gets shafted on being a murderer, rapist, pedophile or (gasp!) homo, but the other has carte blanche on the whole immorality tip. Yes, you're free to cohabitate with some dude who disappears mysteriously to various rest stops along the 5 freeway every night, as long as one of you is married to someone. At least these Christians have their priorities straight. Get it?! "Straight!" Weeeeeeeeeee!!!

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