18 August 2005

Blair Not Hitlerific Enough, Poll Says

1,000 business leaders placed Adolph Hitler above Tony Blair in a recent poll on the most impressive leaders in history. Ze feuhrer was ranked 20th, and Blair was 25th. Ouch.

We have to admit, Hitler's just plain cuddlier too. It's hard to pull off cuddly while spearheading one of the biggest genocides in history. Impressive, indeed. Maybe if Tony grows one of those Hitler 'staches, he can move up a few notches. Look at him up there. He's totally thinking about it.

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