One college freshman decided to give her roommate a lesson in ultraviolence by beating the shit out of her with a clothing iron. The psycho-bitch fractured the roommate's skull. Did we mention the iron was on during the attack?
The University Police Chief had some really sharp insight into the incident:
"You have two young ladies that go off to college with an expectation of obtaining an education and hopefully having a good time, and they're not here a week and one of them is severely injured and the other ends up in jail. [...] That's not the way it's supposed to go."
Well put, Chief. This certainly is not the way it's supposed to go. Personally, whenever we were having roommate problems in college, we would draw a line down the middle of the room, and made sure she stayed on her side, and we'd stay on ours. Of course, hilarity would ensue, and we'd make up again within 27 minutes (plus commercials). College was sweet!
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