11 August 2005

Well, We Guess This Explains Alexander

Award-winning director Oliver "Stoner" was pinched at a routine drunk-driving checkpoint for possession of some of the Cali kind buds, recently. He's pleading no contest to the charges, and had to pay a $100 fine. He was probably just going to use that c-note to wipe his ass, anyway.

Incidentally, this is not the first time this has happened. Stone also "got touched" in 1999 for having weed, and was given three years probation that time around. Funny. We always fingered him for a psychedelics enthusiast. In any case, Olly, get in touch with us. You, us and Pat O'Brien should get Betsy, get some coke, and get some hookers and just go fucking crazy sometime.

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