Jose Canseco, Major League Baseball player cum author, apparently left an interesting tidbit out of his recent book on steroid use, according to his ex-wife: Canseco's use of the 'roids left him hung like a hobbit. His nuts shrunk so much, "[they] were non-existent," in the words of his ex. We can imagine the sight of his mini-balls was only exacerbated by his massive everything else.
On the plus side, Canseco can always start a niche genre of porno films featuring only steroid users, wherein the men have shriveled sacks, and the women have engorged vaginas. It can be a whole new fetish. A possible first movie title: "Is It In Yet?"
That one's free, bitches. Next time, we start charging.
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