11 August 2005

Fat Chicks Need Jeans, Too

Ever the good Samaritan, never one to do pretty much anything to make a buck, Jessica Simpson has now launched a line of plus-sized jeans. This makes tons of sense, since chubby girls can immediately relate to Mrs. Lachey. It comes even more naturally than her Proactive ads, because we know whenever we have an unexpected breakout, the first thing we can take solace in is knowing that Jess has been there too. Next time we're crying into a melting bowl of Häagen-Dazs over acne and/or unexpected weight gain, we'll feel better knowing that Jessica Simpson is exactly like us, and now she has stretch jeans to help us cope.

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