29 August 2005

Put Your Fucking Pencils Down


There's this British high school that's gonna let their students drop f-bombs in class, as long as they don't say it more than five times. If they go over, they get "spoken" to at the end of the lesson. We guess "The dog ate my homework, Mr. Robbins" is going to be replaced with a simple "Fuck off, Mr. Robbins."

We have to wonder what the school policy is on "shit," "cunt" and the rest of The Seven Dirty. For that matter, what other interesting policies is this school going to come up with?

-"You cannot fuck an underage student more than five times in exchange for a good grade."

-"You cannot fuck said student up-the-butt more than two of those five times."

-"You cannot substitute a wet t-shirt contest for a class exam more than six times."

-"You cannot substitue Hat Day for Banana-Hammock Day more than twice a year."

We're sure the kids will follow the new rule diligently. There's nothing more terrifying than getting "spoken" to.

3 comments:

Lesley Erin said...

this blog was an excuse to use the phrase banana hammock and i know it. although i would say it is one of my favorite LittleToNoAppeal blogs.

LTNA said...

You can't prove anything!

Anonymous said...

I love you, lady. "Fuck off, Mr. Robbins" made me laugh out loud (and unfortunately caused my boss to ask me what was so funny).