09 August 2005

Casting Call: Vanilla Ice Bio-pic

We've come to accept that with the advent of Snow, Robert "Don't Call Me Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle and other successful white rappers, the ensuing plague of wiggers was inevitable. But, even we have our limits, and had no inkling it would last this long. Someone needs to set an intervention for K Fed. NOW. Cuz this shit ain't cute:

Cornrows?! Honestly?! Have we learned nothing from Justin Timberlake, circa 2001? Friends, let us all encourage Mr. Spears to embrace and celebrate himself for the white trash he really is. Someone has to.

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