16 August 2005


We don't think anyone really cares, but Sean "Puffy" "Puff Daddy" "P. Diddy" Combs has a new moniker. Now he just wants to be called "Diddy." The reason for his umpteenth name change is he "needed to simplify things." We don't doubt that. If we ever had to use one word to describe P. Shiddy, or whateverthefuck, that word would be "simple." Or maybe "retarded." We'll get back to you.

In related news, Mr. Combs will be changing his name to "I'm a Jackass" in 2006.

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