12 August 2005

Tom: For a Good Time, Call Us @ KL5-6969

Part-time actor and full-time tweeker Tom Sizemore has another addiction none of us knew about. Apparently, he just can't get enough 'tang, and has been diagnosed with priapism. Sizemore's condition allows him to go for nine rounds of hot monkey-sex, and still be ready for more. Apparently, that wasn't a banana in his pocket and Tom was, in fact, happy to see you.

Sex tapes that no one wants to see to be released on the internets, shortly.

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