10 August 2005

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!


We know what we're doing tonight. That's right, tonight is the premiere of E!'s Wild On Tara, formerly known simply as Wild On. But, we suspect the name change is in anticipation of a 100% increase in the incidence of guys literally "going wild on" our new host, if you know what we mean (and we think you do). Jules Asner's relatively demure sarongs are a thing of the past, kids. Tara has finally decided to stop trying to deny the fact that's she's a drunk slut, and is running with it. Now, she can be the drunkest, sluttiest Tara she's even been-- and it'll all be broadcast nationally. There's no way she'll live to regret this. You go girl!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I knew it was only a matter of time before you got to Tara!!!

LTNA said...

Is this who I think it is? Cuz I think it is...

Anonymous said...

you should know that in a few episodes they're going to announce the name change/spin off "tara-dise" mmmhmm. i think everyone who goes there gets a free std test and some cocaine.

ChicagoLA said...

Yes, that's who you thought it was. You know it's a good day when you can f with Tara....and perhaps C Love!

LTNA said...

Yes, we saw on the premiere the arsenal of awful puns using her name, including "Taradise," "Tara-in it up" and others that have been erased since our emergency lobotomy. That show is really tarable.