31 August 2005

He Also Enjoys Bald Eagles' Eggs for Brekkie

Andre 3000, once voted PETA's "Sexiest Male Vegetarian" is planning to popularize wearing real gray wolf tails as accessories, when he launches (yet another unnecessary) celebrity clothing line. Incidentally, the wolves are endangered.

"I'm a vegan, but I like to look good too," is Dre's retort to those dorkwads who think this mars an incredibly stellar career and media persona, putting him in the Britney Spears echelon of shameless idiocy. You know, those losers who have always loved Outkast and thought they used to set a great example, but just don't realize that finishing off an endangered species is integral to "looking good." Those lame-oes just don't get it.

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