It seems that when puppies and kittens are in short supply, sharks are keen to attack 12-year-olds, even when they're relatively close to the shore. This is what happened to one boy who nearly lost his foot Friday to some douche-bag shark. The kid punched the shark in the face, and managed to free himself. He should heal quickly enough to play sports again and all that good stuff.
We guess that old saying is true: "When a shark is trying to eat your foot, you gotta punch that bastard in the nose if you wanna keep playing football." Mom was right all along.
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