15 August 2005

Crowe Keeps "Fightin' 'Round the World," for Now

We know, treasured reader, that from time to time you may read other blogs with more money, or flashier cars, or topics of interest, or correct grammar and spelling. It hurts, but we knew what this was from the first post, nearly a week ago. We love you anyway, darling. But, this is one occasion where those other blogs may have misinformed you.

There's been a lot of talk today about Russell "I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass" Crowe settling his assault-with-a-deadly-telephone case for anywhere from $10 to $18 million dollars. Turns out that this is totally false, and the pillars of journalistic integrity known as the British tabloids were just being cheeky little monkeys. Perhaps it was a slow news day.

Glad we cleared that up. You know we'd never want to lie to you, honey bunny.

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