Four oversexed staffers were fired from Food Network chef Mario Batali's restaurant, Bistro Du Vent, last week. They were caught on security cameras having an orgy.
That's a hell of a way to go, we have to say. How do you explain to future employers why you left your last job? "Well, things didn't quite 'pan out' [chuckles at pun] at Bistro because they finally found out why I used quotation-fingers every time I said the words 'cream sauce.'" Gross.
In related news, Batali has had to delay the release of his latest grocery store product "Mario's Man-Mustard" until the heat dies on this incident.
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Food during sex, multiple partners, amateur pornagraphy, sex in a public place/ place of work. So many fetishes coming together at once (forgive the choice of words).
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